Snow Penis

When the Held Family gets drunk, they are very susceptible to suggestion. Tomis, Byron, and I all wanted to make a profane snow creation in the neighbor’s yard. Byron and I had this majestic vision of a 6 foot tall penis in the middle of the street. My parents, being the troopers that they are, came outside (bad word choice) and helped sculpt the penis. It was glorious.

The only problem was that the snow was too dry to really create anything. Sooo, we got a short and stubby penis made…

Fine Craftsmenship

Still Building..

Me, Dad, Mom, Pookie, and Guinness. Guinness knows he is a full fledged family member, so he sat down for the picture too. He is so cute.

Tomis, Me, Dad (Pookie licking the snow penis)

Soooo we froze our butts off, but it was an amazing night 🙂

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One Response to Snow Penis

  1. ornella says:

    We want snow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy femilly…..nice….many love from us….

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